Humans are the only species on Earth that has sought fit to take actual pieces of the universe and turn them into bolo ties.

Hey @DCComics I say it a lot but a remake or cartoon version of Clan of the Fiery Cross only becomes more of a good idea as time goes on.

I’m gonna make a recipe book where every recipe starts with “Before preheating, check the oven to make sure no bats are hiding in there.”

I feel bad for all the losers who thought it would be funny to dress up as scary clowns but then nobody noticed them.

Monopoly would be a more realistic game if some player got to take five turns before the others got to start.