The key to writing a murder mystery is to start with the ending of someone’s life.

9:27 PM - 09 Mar 2016

They said if I believe in myself I could do anything so I figured “anything” included being able to do anything without believing in myself.

4:34 PM - 08 Mar 2016

I hereby declare that Pi plus One (4.14159…etc) shall now officially be called Plop’s Constant. I have now contributed to mathematics.

9:10 PM - 06 Mar 2016

Did they take Next Generation off Canadian Netflix? They only let us have one Star Trek and now it is gone too?

7:00 AM - 02 Mar 2016

If baseball is such a great sport, how come nobody rides a skateboard while they play it?

8:49 PM - 01 Mar 2016