If I owned the Space Quest IP, I would make a Battle Royale game where you don’t fight, but instead you’re trying to see who can clean the most of a space station where everything is trying to kill you.

History is complicated and it just gets worse every day. I think we ought to simplify it. From now on Charlamagne, Charles Manson, Charles De Gaulle, Charlie Chaplin, Frederic Chopin, and Scott Joplin were the same guy.

Ringo is in the lead! There’s still time for @DCComics to edit her into a Super-Pets movie!