A few days ago I was in line at the Superstore and the man BEHIND me in line apologized to me for taking so long. I don’t actually know what that was about. I am hoping he did it just to confuse me.

Yesterday, the Superstore was super-packed with customers and I wanted to buy some nail clippers. The store was closing in like five minutes and the lines were quite long so I grabbed the first nail clippers I saw even though they were quite clearly labeled as being “For Her” even though I see no discernible difference between them and any other nail clippers I’ve ever owned. But deep down, I feel now that any time I am cutting my fingernails, I am doing something girly. Fortunately, I’m 100% okay with that.

Cab Driver: “It’s like I always tell my wife, I’ve got the willpower of an earthworm.”

Me: “Is that a good thing or a bad thing?”

Cab Driver: “I don’t know.”

So, vision is funny, huh? It’s like having a painting of our surroundings made of light stuck in front of our pupils all day long. Hearing is funny too. But less so. Taste, touch and smell aren’t really all that funny.

Eventually we’ll all be flying. One way or the other.