Q: What does a Mummy eat on Halloween?
A: Pyra-mints. (Like ’cause of Egypt)

Q: What does Frankenstein eat on Halloween?
A: Stitchers Bars (Like Snickers bars but with Frankenstein stitches)

Q: What does Dracula eat on Halloween?
A: Blood. (Vampires need only blood to survive.)

Adam: The Beekeeper Chronicles, Chapter Sixty-One

“I’m Devon,” said the old man, still holding his umbrella over Gladys. “Night guard at the warehouse. I’d shake your hand, but I’ve only got the one.”

Gladys noticed that his left arm did indeed stop just above the elbow. “Oh,” she said, “let’s go inside.”

Inside, they shook hands, then Devon gestured at the damaged storefront. “I thought someone had moved in, but until you started remodelling I wasn’t sure.”

“Yeah, we’ve been here a few months now, but it’s been slow going.”

“What kind of place are you putting in?”

“It’s,” said Gladys, “It’s a, uh, honey store.”

Scary Halloween Season Creepy Story:

One time someone was driving and picked up a hitchhiking ghost and when the ghost forgot a sweater in the car the person drove back but the ghost’s mom was like “we don’t need a sweater because ghosts don’t need sweaters but thanks anyway.”

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