Mallowdorous: (adj) Smells like marshmallows.

8:10 PM - 17 Oct 2013

I got seven and a half hours sleep today AND dreamed of a post-apocalyptic world where robots still maintained stuff for me. Not bad.

3:12 PM - 17 Oct 2013

I’m getting bad at grammar on Twitter. Someone had better help me it.

6:57 PM - 15 Oct 2013

Did You Know: If you go to any @Starbucks five minutes before closing, they give you free stuff they would have had to throw it. Trust me!

6:45 PM - 15 Oct 2013

Aw man, I broke my New Years resolution. And I was doing so well. Anyway, does anyone know hot to dispose of a dozen bat corpses?

1:26 AM - 12 Oct 2013