Dr. Mario, please stop throwing the pills so quickly. Speed is neither necessary nor beneficial to this procedure. 2:49 PM - 14 Jun 2012
I wish my ex-wife would stop calling to ask about the baby while she’s on vacation. I need quiet to think of a damn good excuse for this. 10:38 AM - 13 Jun 2012
They say that blood is thicker than water, but blood is, like, water and a bunch of other stuff. What did they expect? 1:14 AM - 11 Jun 2012
