Somebody needs to make me a movie where there werewolf turns out to actually be a chimpanzee, rather than a human, who turns to a wolf. 4:37 PM - 25 Aug 2012
Somebody needs to make me a movie where there werewolf turns out to actually be a chimpanzee, rather than a human, who turns to a world. 6:54 PM - 23 Aug 2012
I wonder how I could become the official Twitter spokesperson for Candy Coated M&Ms… 6:45 PM - 21 Aug 2012
Is it true that if fire bites you, you catch on fire? So fire is like rabies? Is there a vaccine? 2:52 AM - 20 Aug 2012
Trying to spice up family dinner night? Try replacing the sugar in your recipes with paprika! That’ll really… make things different. 5:33 PM - 18 Aug 2012