How many cocaines can I fit in my face? I hope it is lots! #Romney2012
The universe is cold and heartless. Ultimately all that we do will prove meaningless. Only the suffering of others gets me off. #Romney2012
I hope nobody vomits on my corpse at my funeral. Maybe I should request a closed casket just in case… #Romney2012
The world is not actually round! It is a conspiracy! “Sphere” is an anagram of “herpes”! Wake up, you sheep! #Romney2012
Butts are nature’s way of sayin’ “You gotta poop.” #Romney2012
