Is there a way I can eat human children for charity? That would sure make me less of a terrible person for eating so much human children.

Have you guys seen this hand held gaming system called Calculator? I’m pretty good at it. You think up an equation and it gives you points.

Turns out the powers your ghost gets are determined by the last song you heard before you die. From now on I only listen to “Space Oddity”.

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