It’s “Adam and Eve” not “Adam and Steve”. Thus, I only support marriage for couples named “Adam” and “Eve”. Anything else ruins society.

If any billionaires out there want to be rid of a million dollars, I will gladly take it, no questions asked. It’s cool. You can trust me.

The number of people who have told me that they are the least racist person there is, is mathematically impossible.

I’ve just confirmed my suspicion that I forget to take stickers off apples. I wonder how many I’ve eaten, counting the half of one just now.

So what if the current Pope is going to be on Twitter. I, the future Pope, have been on here for like a year and I’m way better at it.

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