My theory is this: Dogs are cool and friendly.

10:56 PM - 25 Dec 2012

I think it is time I started trending, so I’m going to create a new hashtag: #PatrickDRyallIsATerrorist‘sWorstNightmare
That should do it.

1:39 PM - 22 Dec 2012

If I mention Neckties That Contain Maple Syrup on the Internet, that counts as a patent if anyone ever invents them, right?

1:19 PM - 20 Dec 2012

I just threw out a book of 2008 Irish tourist info I’ve had for years. I suppose it’s time to give up my dream to visit Ireland in 2008,

11:32 AM - 17 Dec 2012

Did you know that before being executed, you have the right to grow the facial hair of your choice? Choose a long grey beard and you’ll win!

8:40 AM - 14 Dec 2012