Is really bright lipstick in fashion this year? Have I actually noticed a trend? What has become of me?

Movie idea: A rugged archaeologist has to go undercover in a high school to prevent an asteroid from hitting the Earth.

If I could offer one piece of advice to myself as a child, I wouldn’t. That kid doesn’t deserve it. It’s his fault I’m where I am today.

I’ll accept “-aholic” as a suffix for addiction when we change it to “alcoholaholic”.

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