My two year old just said the cutest thing. “I don’t exist daddy,” she said. “I’m just a hallucimation brought on by loneliness.” #kids

Just applied for my second year of Student Loans. I’m going to get money that doesn’t last very long and debt that does. Hooray!

Did You Know: At no point in the original Star Trek show did anyone say the phrase “Hey Scotty, do the sparkly thing to get us on the ship.”

Did we ever find out why there were no Cacodemons in the Doom movie? Was it because someone was trying to win a bet, as I’ve always assumed?