Excerpt from the Text Messages of the Master of Trepanning:

Jtime267: hey master!

Master: Who is this? How did you get my information?

Jtime267: doesn’t matter i have news that you want

Master: A peon like you can offer me nothing! I will locate you and tear your thoughts from your mind leaving you a catatonic husk!

Jtime267: there is a beekeeper up in port nadine that says he was in prison with you and he says you are a dump-brain chump

Master: The temerity! I shall go to Port Nadine and perforate his soul for daring to slander me!