Micro Adventures Disassembled, Part 2: The Worst Day In Avengers History

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Previously, on Micro Adventures Disassembled:

• Hawkeye, Wasp and Hank?
• Captain America and the Scarlet Witch?
• Micro Adventures Disassembled, Part 1 of 4

And now, on Micro Adventures Disassembled:

: "Ugh, I'm so drunk I can hardly stand up."

: "Mr Stark, you're fired!"

: "Mr President? Why?"

: "It's not that you were drunk in front of the UN, and on live television. It's not that you called Hank Pym a wife-beater. It's not even that you threatened Black Panther and the Latverian Ambassador. It's that you didn't go through with it. That, and the armor you build me was crap."

: "Really?"

: "Absolute crap. You're as fired as it gets. Get out of my sight. Go help your team, She-Hulk's rampaging on them."

: "Again? Already?"

: "Yes. Again. Already. What're the chances, huh?"

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: "She-Hulk SMASH!"

: "Ow! Stop smashing me!"

: "Rrrar! Who's next?!?!"

: "Look out!"

: "Achtung!"

: "She-Hulk smash Avengers!"

: "Ow! You're almost as good as Hank!"

: ".........."

: "Yeah, I could've lived without knowing that."

: "She-Hulk....."

: "....Hulking out!!!"

: "That's a man, man!"

: "I was right! She was a man! That's $50 you owe me, Hawkeye!"

: "$50? Dammit! This is the worst day in Avengers history!"

: "He-Hulk SMASH!"

: "Ow! Stop crushing my head!"

: "That's it, I'm want to quit this team."

: "Rrraaarrr! Who's next?!?!"

: "You wanna flip a coin for it?"

: "No, I'll just hide behind you."

: "Urk! Can't fly in a straight line! Gonna crash!"

: "No hurt me He-Hulk!"

: "Iron Man's gotta make like my computer and crash, and you're the best landing pad I can see."

: "He-Hulk....smashed! This am worst day in He-Hulk history!"

: "Well done, Iron Man. To the hospital, take me!"

: "Dammit, I got here too late to do anything."

: "Make yourself useful, get rid of all these corpses."

: "Jack of Hearts? Dead? Again? Ant-Man? Dead? Vision? Dead? Ultron? Dead? Fives times? Wow, this is like the worst day in Avengers history!"

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: "Urp! So....what's going on today?"

: "We've got three Avengers dead, and three more here in hospital. Maybe if you'd been here, this wouldn't have happened."

: "Don't make me make it four Avengers in hospital!"

: "Just bring it, Stark!"

: "I would, too, if only I was sober. Put you in the morgue, man, then blame Hawkeye. No-one would ever know."

: "Yes we would, we're standing right here, you pathetic drunk."

: "I'm not drunk! Someone did this to me! It's part of the attack on us! It's all a conspiracy against me!"

: "You worthless *@#&%! You are not passing the blame on what you did! You humiliated me in front of the entire world, on the Worst Day in Avengers History!"

: "I haven't been drinking! I swear!"

: "You reek of rum."

: "And you can barely stand up."

: "Yeah, just be a man and admit you fell off the wagon again."

: "Why won't anyone believe me?"

: "I believe you, Tony."

: "If all of these things that are making today The Worst Day in Avengers History are connected, who could be behind it all?"

: "Ultron? There were five of him there."

: "Only my lord Kang has the power to cause all of this."

: "I hope it's Viper."

: "....Viper?"

: "The green-haired nihilist? Why?"

: "I just think she's hot."

: "Nihilism? Eh. Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos."

: "One of the team could be a traitor. Again. Who's noticeably absent?"

: "Thor?"

: "Two-Gun Kid?"

: "Whizzer?"

: "My teenage self?"

: "You really believe Tony wasn't drinking, Cap?"

: "No. I'm just too nice to say it to his face."

: "So you all think I'm just a drunk, huh? Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!"

: "Yeah, get out of here, you pathetic drunk! And we'd better get back to the mansion."

: "Not me, I'm staying here."

: "Really? Why?"

: "Gonna try and smother Jan while she's in her coma."

: "Heh. You crazy kids."

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"Hey, look! It's...."

: "Every Avenger Ever!!!"











: "....and these are supposed to be 'Earth's Mightiest Heroes'. This isn't even as good as the gathering we had back in Galactic Storm. Well, it's not like things can get any worse for us, is it?"

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