Because you demanded it! Cap/Falcon #7 preview! [SPOILERS]
Here it is! An exciting extract from the last prelude to #500!
: "Mmmmmm.....hallucination-fuelled make-out session...."
: "Captain? What's wrong? Your teeth are like a shield of steel!"
: "I warned you Witch, no tongues! You think this 'A' on my head stands for 'France'?"
: "Hope and fear are two doors leading to opposite paths. Love and betrayal are two trains leaving from different stations at the same time..."
: "Dammit, Priest, what the H*ll is she talking about?"
: "Slap her. It'll make ya feel better."
: "I can't believe she'd betray me like that, Hank. Again."
: "You got cheated on too, huh? Want to destroy the Avengers so this can never happen again?"
: "....sure, why not?"
: "OK, this won't hurt. Much. Just take two of these Ultrons after each meal...."
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