Avengers #84 Preview! [SPOILERS]
By the Power of TheManitude, Your Alien Hero provides a sneak-peek at the next excellent issue of Avengers!*
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: "Jan? Hawkeye? What the? What the H*ll?!?!"
: "We were on a break!"
: "What? What kind of excuse is that? I can't believe you did this to me."
: "....uh...yeah. I'm gonna get outta here now."
: "What? A minute ago you were saying you loved me!"
: "Yeah, I said what I had to say to get where I wanted to go."
: "You learn well, young one."
: "You people are all depraved! And you think I'm nuts?"
: "WE WERE ON A BREAK!"
: "It's over Jan. Again. And this time, I'm keeping your CDs. Now lean forward so I can slap you."
: "Avengers Assemble-eth! Ragnarok hast come!"
: "Yo hero, you need a haircut!"
: "But The Odinson doth not hath-eth the time! 'tis the end of all things!"
: "Enough excuses, hippy. You're not going anywhere until you lose that girl-y man hair!"
: "Screw-eth you guys! Thor doth be going home-eth!"
: "Hey! Isn't this issue supposed to be about us?"
: "Too late. Wait for your own series. It's time for the #500 preview now."
: "What's that? A though-dead Avenger returns? Who could it be?"
: "Oh no! Not him! Anyone but him!"
: "Will there be monsters?"
: "Aw crap. Anyone here still got Neut's phone number?"
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* - No, that obviously wasn't the real #84. Lower your expectations for the Real Deal, sucka.
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