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The question we're all asking. Why doesn't Luna age?
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Jorge Martinez, he say:

> James as the others told you I was referring to the adult Luna in the crossing. Which may or may not have been a Space Phantom. I don't want to see an adult Luna any time soon but in the far future when Marvel time actually ages some characters I would. ;-)

Your Alien Hero, he say/write/type:

If it didn't say she was one, don't go wishing even more of that crap onto the story. Damn, people. Don't make me come down there.

As for Luna and aging, Franklin Richards has nothing on her.

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Quicksilver: "Now, I know I'm not around all the time, but even I can tell there's something wrong with Luna."

Crystal: "I told you before, you're not exposing her to the Terrigen Mist."

Quicksilver: "No, not that."

Crystal: "Then what? What's wrong with her."

Quicksilver: "She's still a baby? You hadn't noticed?"

Crystal: "Oh, that. Please don't go there."

Quicksilver: "She's been a baby for 20 years! You don't find that just a little strange?"

Crystal: "I asked you not to go there."

Quicksilver: "You know about this, don't you? What's wrong with her?"

Crystal: "Well, uh....did you ever see one of those comedy shows on TV? Where someone has to look after a child's pet, and accidentally loses or kills it?"

Quicksilver: "....no...."

Crystal: "...and then goes and looks to buy an identical one, and hopes no-one will notice?"

Quicksilver: "That....happened? To our daughter? Who did this?"

Crystal: "Fabian Cortez, when he kidnapped her."

Quicksilver: "Why am I not surprised?"

Crystal: "And Marilla."

Quicksilver: "Marilla?"

Crystal: "Five times."

Quicksilver: ".....five...times?"

Crystal: "That we know of, at least."

Quicksilver: "So that's why you never cried when she died?"

Crystal: "Yes, when I finally found out, I asked Stark to fire her. He took it too literally, but I'm not complaining."

Quicksilver: "So if this isn't Luna, who is it? And what happened to the real Luna?"

Crystal: "Ask me again when someone finally makes us a Neut micro, OK?"



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