I was disappointed to learn today that horse farms don’t have tunnels encased in glass for the horses to roam around.

1:13 AM - 24 Sep 2016

I’ve not participated in a hashtag before, but I can do #DescribeYourselfAs3FictionalCharacters
-Jimmy Olsen
-Ensign Gates
-Henry Bemis

6:05 AM - 23 Sep 2016

Actually, I have no evidence that I could lead a horse to water. I’ve barely interacted with horses. Certainly I’ve never led one anywhere.

4:41 AM - 16 Sep 2016

The ancient Egyptians sure had one thing right: drawings of birds are cool.

8:45 PM - 12 Sep 2016

Star Trek is trending, but I’m scared to click on it, in case Star Trek died.

6:06 AM - 09 Sep 2016