My bankruptcy beard is roughly half way through its lifespan.

Adam: The Beekeeper Chronicles, Chapter Ten

“So, Adam,” said Dante, “which of these criminals are we hunting first?” “Which is the most immediate threat?” “Well, I gotta say, some aren’t so bad. Some even I wouldn’t kill. Cocobutters is practically a superhero. Cletus Silver is just an embezzler.” “Very well. List the worst.” “The Malison Sisters are bad news. The Clownsassin […]