Man, look at that shitty boring moon out there. What a piece of shit. #StupidRegularMoon 11:01 PM - 28 Sep 2015
What are the odds that the stupid Earth’s shadow would get in the way just as I was trying to see the eclipse? 10:53 PM - 27 Sep 2015
Anyone know where on the Internet I can find stats on how often boxing matches are postponed because the audience wasn’t ready to rumble? 4:43 PM - 27 Sep 2015