Mansheep!

There’s a Mansheep now? Holy chimps! We’re screwed. I saw on the Colbert Report that scientists have created a hybrid man/sheep. That’s freaky. Although now it occurs to me that humanity is largely a bunch of sheep anyhow. I did a quick look at CNN.com to see if I could find a link, but couldn’t, so I’ll just leave it to your imaginations, because that will be worse for you.

But I can say that if we keep along this line of genetic experimentation. It’s only a matter of time.

And finally, Contains2 is still not working. I… really don’t know what to do about that. I’m not happy.

Old Man Kill Tree. Run Woman Run!

Y’know, I really do like comics. Just thought I’d get that out there.

Let’s see… As always, I have no interesting news in my life. Last week Wade and I saw the movie Fido. That was fun. Hmmmm. I won some stuff on Ebay, but lost other stuff. Marq and I had chinese food today. Skipping the parts about work, that about sums up my previous week. Next time, I’ll try to be more interesting… Or will I?

And finally, just to keep it out there I will remind you all:
Beekeepers are the new ninjas.

I Got Nothing.

Y’know, even though my credit card thing was fixed and I paid the overdue moneys, I still don’t have a Contains2 or an email. I wish I had any idea what to do beyond what I’ve done…

Haiku!

Terror from above.
So many ways sky can kill.
Why does it hate us?

I guess I’ll throw another bit from the Ape Slave Training Manual at you tomorrow. Let’s see if that’ll cheer me up…

Jhad O’Leary’s Cry For Help

A tale of Jhad O’Leary, the loneliest man in the future. A typical day in his life at Jorbos Nine High School goes awry when he decides to emulate the suicidal student who is now getting so much attention.