Don’t Let ‘Em Bite

So, I guess some of the apartments in my building have bed bugs. Marq and I don’t have bed bugs, but some others do. And because of that some guys are coming tomorrow to spray stuff around and we have to take all of our stuff off of our shelves and put all our clothes in bags or something. It all sounds pretty retareded. I’m going to blame Marq.

Okay, now that I have a cd with the Windows crap I need to install onto my new computer, I can confirm that it just isn’t reading what’s in my CD Rom at all. I’m pretty sure I need a different IDE cable, whatever the heck that is. Seriously, I’ve had a new computer for like a month and ain’t got it working yet. Technology is an idiot.

It’s An Adventure!

Lately I’ve been getting my rides to and from work in a coworker’s car which is a Chevy nearly as old as myself. The gas gauge is stuck at halfway. Thanks to that quirk, we ended up on the side of the highway at 4:30 in the morning today, with the tank depleted. So as the owner ran off to the nearest gas station another coworker and I got to stand by the car, in which we could not find working four-way lights, and try to encourage the many fast-moving large trucks not to hit it until the sun rose enough that we could be seen. We decided that since I (as always) was wearing a big black trenchcoat, and he is foreign, that some passing car was sure to call the cops on us. Sadly, that didn’t happen, but eventually the gas arrived and we were on our way off again.

Now I might have thought that anything that kept me from getting home after work would be a bad thing, but I enjoyed that. It felt like old times, when I did stuff and stuff happened. I really wish I still had a life.

Anyway, I’m going to sleep. To any stupid young idiot kids who may accidentally turn up on this site because they were surfing the Internet for the phrase “Bird Flu is Awesome” (which I just used) my advice is this: Don’t get jobs, get lives.

The Mafia Stole My Precious Time!

I rented the Godfather II the other day and it wasn’t until later that I was made aware that it is over three hours long. Today I watched it, and I did enjoy it, but still that really ate a big portion of my free time. Shame on this planet’s population for deciding that hours of ones lives were able to be sold and then deciding that that was the best way to exist.

Haiku!

This is the first line.
Now we’re on to the second.
Number three is last.

Do they make high-heel cement shoes?

Rock On Rocksteady!

Just for the record, I’ve got a Rocksteady figure now. Take that, poor African children who suffer a complete lack of Rocksteady!

But even though I do like Rocksteady, I still don’t fathom how anyone can like him better than Bebop. It just makes no sense to me at all…

Anyway, starting with tonight, I’ll only be working night shifts now. No more of this switching around twice a week that I’ve had since last year. I’m hoping this will improve my ability to do stuff.

I’ll Just Assume, I’m Number One.

I went to the Arcade in Mic Mac Mall the other day and it turns out they no longer have their Asteroids machine. Last time I saw it I was still the number one in the hi-scores, so I’ll just assume that I still was when they got rid of it.

Also, I played at the claw machine and I hooked a little stuffed E.T., but when the hook dropped it, it missed the hole. I had to break a ten dollar bill into quarters to try again, then I got it. Hooray.